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FUNNY INSULTS

*I know u r not as stupid as u look. Nobody could be!

*Any similarity between U & Human is purely coincidental

*Are u always so stupid or is today a special occasion

*As an outsider, what do u think about the human race

*Atleast there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

*Brains aren't everything. Infact, in your case they're nothing

*I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

*Don't feel bad, a lot of people have no talent!

*Keep talking, someday you will say something intelligent!

*Don't think. It may sprain your brain.

*He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind this morning.

*He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed.

*He is dark & handsome. When it is dark, he's handsome

*He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

*He's listed in "Who's Who" as "What's That"

*How come ur here, I thought the zoo was closed at night

*How did you come here, did someone leave ur cage open.

*Hi! I'm a human being, what r u ?

*I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

*I'd like to kick u in the teeth, but why should I improve ur looks?

*If I had a face like urs, I'd sue my parents!

*Don't u love nature, despite what it did to u?

*He is a living proof that man can live without brain.

*He is so short that when it rains he is always the last to know.

*U know u were born silly, but why did u have a relapse ?